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anunlikelybrit

I walked home barefoot last night. In the rain. Where is Paula Cole to write a song about it? 24 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
I can't believe I missed @SixPackage in Boston! I've been dying for them to come up here forever. Guess I'll have to get to NYC. 43 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
Fine! I'm kinda excited for the Olympics, now can we all just move on with our lives? 2:36 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
GaryJanetti London is filled with the most magnificent architecture for young drunk women to throw up in front of. 3:01 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by anunlikelybrit and 319 others
comicbookqueers Maurice Sendak died. That fuckin' sucks. Proud sodomite, misanthrope... He was clearly one of our role models. 7:41 AM May 8th via Echofon Retweeted by anunlikelybrit and 10 others
Can someone explain to me the concept of a city that you can't walk around? It's basically a compact suburb. #Miami #stranded 6:31 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
The number of straight couples walking around Key West is troubling. 7:31 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Ok...seriously. Are we still thinking that anyone but Sharon Needles could win Drag Race? Sharon Needles for the win! #DragRace 7:09 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Gay bar name idea: Midnight Meat Train. 9:39 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
If you stand on the left side of the escalator instead of the right I will put you in the same group as child molesters and Republicans. 7:45 AM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Apparently I've been losing a lot of weight. So...yay? 8:27 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
If you need me I'll be a bit busy trying to uncrazy myself. #hereigoagain 4:44 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
johncheese I want to hire someone to wake me up each morning by bursting into my room and yelling, "Get dressed and grab your gun -- they found him." 2:18 AM Apr 17th via web Retweeted by anunlikelybrit and 1476 others
If I yell "Hunger Games!" while killing someone it's considered legal, right? 9:12 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Dear OkCupid: Until you have questions measuring douchebaggery, stop telling me that my ex & I are a match. 9:08 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Poverty plan: don't eat, have 1 strong drink, get drunk. Let's see Suze Orman give you that advice. 9:05 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
My SSRI is working overtime tonight. But I didn't have a rage aneurysm so it must be working. #fuckyou 8:57 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Also, if you don't sing Walking in Memphis like @Cher then you are failing. Completely. 8:03 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Dear God, my friends are amazing singers. #divasonparade 7:58 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Just started crying listening to @ExtraHotPodcast when they talked about Bully. I call that some damn good podcasting. 8:38 AM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone