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anunlikelybrit

  1. I walked home barefoot last night. In the rain. Where is Paula Cole to write a song about it?
  2. I can't believe I missed @SixPackage in Boston! I've been dying for them to come up here forever. Guess I'll have to get to NYC.
  3. Fine! I'm kinda excited for the Olympics, now can we all just move on with our lives?
  4. Can someone explain to me the concept of a city that you can't walk around? It's basically a compact suburb. #Miami #stranded
  5. The number of straight couples walking around Key West is troubling.
  6. Ok...seriously. Are we still thinking that anyone but Sharon Needles could win Drag Race? Sharon Needles for the win! #DragRace
  7. Gay bar name idea: Midnight Meat Train.
  8. If you stand on the left side of the escalator instead of the right I will put you in the same group as child molesters and Republicans.
  9. Apparently I've been losing a lot of weight. So...yay?
  10. If you need me I'll be a bit busy trying to uncrazy myself. #hereigoagain
  11. If I yell "Hunger Games!" while killing someone it's considered legal, right?
  12. Dear OkCupid: Until you have questions measuring douchebaggery, stop telling me that my ex & I are a match.
  13. Poverty plan: don't eat, have 1 strong drink, get drunk. Let's see Suze Orman give you that advice.
  14. My SSRI is working overtime tonight. But I didn't have a rage aneurysm so it must be working. #fuckyou
  15. Also, if you don't sing Walking in Memphis like @Cher then you are failing. Completely.
  16. Dear God, my friends are amazing singers. #divasonparade
  17. Just started crying listening to @ExtraHotPodcast when they talked about Bully. I call that some damn good podcasting.